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JOKES NEVER ENDS Nuns Find Out Their Monastery Ended Up On Anti-Terrorism List PASCO COUNTY, Fla. -- Some nuns from Pasco County said they somehow ended up on a list of possible terrorists and their assets were frozen without explanation. my my o my..Dear Sisters You Too..no further comment it is a common place these days Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States , accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday. fortunately it was only a quail hunting..would have been wild pig too.But I am not sure if there is a wild pig population in Texas' environment..well fortunate for Cheney's good frien d Nitro the Police Dog Receives a Hero's Sendoff It was a fitting farewell to a hero who lost his life in the line of duty. Close to 700 human mourners -- mostly police officers plus a number of dog handlers and their canine charges -- attended Monday's funeral for Nitro, a German shepherd police...

COURT ROOM CROSS EXAMINATION Q : What is your date of birth? A: July 15. Q: What year? A: Every year Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memoryat all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can! 't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Did you actually pass the bar exam Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes Q: How many were boys? A: None ...

YOU WANT TO LAUGH World around us is getting worse and intolerable everyday..and this is coming back to us as daily news .Most of the time it urges us to escape from this planet.. But some of this news are funny and one feels regret ...So I will share those with you so here we go ....from Russia with love... Moscow Traffic Police Shoot Cows to Ease Traffic Jam truck carrying live cattle crashed and overturned on a busy highway near Moscow on Friday morning, Russian Radio reports. Traffic police had to shoot at the cows to restore order. Apperently live cows were going nearby sausage factory . Before they become sausage they have their last chance to be free...Sad..Now they cannot even be a quality sausage. Man Kills Wife Over Protest Against Cutting Dog at Their Kitchen A man from the town of Sudzha in Kursk region, western Russia, has killed his wife, who did not like him cutting a dog at their kitchen, Newsru.com web-site reported. Nikolai Sanin, 54, killed a dog and brought...

is she pregnant? is she aware of it? I bet she is.................................... Following chat took place couple days ago I think it is funny and pleasant.... So my dear chat friend open the chat with an American Proverb which says ; Reputation is what you are in the light Character is what you are in the dark that was true in Civil War time .Things changed since then in USA , now reputation slided in the dark and take the character under it...what kind of Proverb came out of it ? they are working on it with most hypocritical way..you will hear soon... then my chat friend asks where does virtual fit refering the original proverb..... then the conversation goes like this ; - where does virtual fit? - virtual has no light or dark thats the beauty of it - I am cleaning around - I supply the mental broom for you ..tax free..so you can sweep the high energy areas - you dont charge ( ah conversation sliding down to other organs) - I do (sliding accepted) - well I am a bit confus...

It is hard to imagine under which circumstances these laws have been written ...They have been practiced , some people have been punished and they are still part of the justice system.. this is the base of which democracies flourish....no wonder they are joke........... here we go.............some laws that I cannot even laugh..... In London , it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle ... that means couple can have sex on the motorcycle if it is moving..so once upon a time in London people parked their motorcycles and intercourse...ahh thats fun to watch...really like to listen to debate on this subject in commons...well I let you imagine the talks.... Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law. what is then... public property... In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception—prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places w...

AVRUPA FUTBOL ŞAMPİYONASI 2008 Bence bu turnuvada Türk Milli Takımı futbol oyununa yeni boyutlar getirdi ve futbolun doğasına inanılmaz eklemeler yaptı. Sadece teknik kapasitenin yeterli olmadığı , futbolcunun oyun içinde değişen psikolojik durumunun ve bunun yönlendirilmesinin de çok belirleyici , belki de teknikten de öte tesirli olabilecek bir faktör olduğunu gösterildi . Futbol bu turnuvadan sonra artık eskisi gibi olamaz . Futbolun insan psikolojisi boyutu bundan böyle yadsınamıyacağı gibi çok titizlikle incelenmesi gereken belirleyici bir faktör olacak . Oyuncu psikolojisi ve bununla bağlantılı olarak an be an değişen biolojik metabolizması mercek altına yatırılacak. Teknik direktörlar bu metabolik mekanizmayla tabiri caizse en iyi oynayabilenler arasından seçilecek. Bu FENOMEN bilimsel olarak incelenecek . Fatih Terim ve Hırvat Direktör bu olguyu net bir biçimde sezdiler.Çünki onlar futbolun içinden gelen eski futbolcular. Fatih Terim SEZİLERİNİ realiteye çevirdi ve bir nevi S...