JOKES NEVER ENDS
JOKES NEVER ENDS
Nuns Find Out Their Monastery Ended Up On Anti-Terrorism List
PASCO COUNTY, Fla. -- Some nuns from Pasco County said they somehow ended up on a list of possible terrorists and their assets were frozen without explanation.
my my o my..Dear Sisters You Too..no further comment it is a common place these days
Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States , accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
fortunately it was only a quail hunting..would have been wild pig too.But I am not sure if there is a wild pig population in Texas' environment..well fortunate for Cheney's good friend
Nitro the Police Dog Receives a Hero's Sendoff
It was a fitting farewell to a hero who lost his life in the line of duty. Close to 700 human mourners -- mostly police officers plus a number of dog handlers and their canine charges -- attended Monday's funeral for Nitro, a German shepherd police dog who died last month while pursuing a suspected car thief.
After reading kitchen incident in Russia this news makes me feel great.this is a perfect example of fortunate and unfortunate dogs.
Wife's Bites Cause Death
Modesto police said Kelli Pratt wanted her feeble 65-year-old husband to have sex with her the night of Oct. 7. When Arthur Pratt refused, police said, his 45-year-old wife held him down and bit him repeatedly during a savage attack that ultimately killed him. "He was able to dial 911 that night," Carter said. "We have a tape recording of him screaming while she was biting him. When officers arrived, he was screaming that he'd been assaulted. She fought with the officers and tried to bite them, too."
I wonder if this lady have any relation with that Russian cannibal.For sure Russian one is more gourme oriented. you just imagine the situation ..while woman is biting guy manages to dial 911. but couldnt say a word just screamed.
Woman does 'mouth-to-beak' to save chickenARKADELPHIA, Ark. - Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.
Exotic Chicken..Boo Boo..you are so lucky Boo.. I bet nothing was wrong but you were pretending to get that lady
How about going back Europe and get some sophistication..ah this is fun I am laffing loud...
Regrettable Accident
LONDON (Reuters) - A man who tripped, fell down a staircase and smashed into three rare Chinese vases in a museum two weeks ago said Monday "it was just a regrettable accident." "I snagged my shoelace, missed the step and 'crash bang wallop,' there was a million pieces of high quality Qing ceramics lying around beneath me," Nick Flynn told BBC radio
this is certainly classy and innocent..no dog no bite or wild pig. Mr Flynn snagged your shoelace..how can you walk aroun in such a sophisticated museum like that.well we forgive you incident is cute
AND FİNALLY......
No Sex Promise
ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is famous for his ambitious promises, but he is unlikely to be called to task if he breaks his latest pledge: not to have sex before the April 9 general election.
Silvio......why no sex..what is the relation between your important organ and your political platform..İtalian politic stays on certain cornerstones. why change this principle. do me a favor please keep combing your hair as before..
Nuns Find Out Their Monastery Ended Up On Anti-Terrorism List
PASCO COUNTY, Fla. -- Some nuns from Pasco County said they somehow ended up on a list of possible terrorists and their assets were frozen without explanation.
my my o my..Dear Sisters You Too..no further comment it is a common place these days
Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States , accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
fortunately it was only a quail hunting..would have been wild pig too.But I am not sure if there is a wild pig population in Texas' environment..well fortunate for Cheney's good friend
Nitro the Police Dog Receives a Hero's Sendoff
It was a fitting farewell to a hero who lost his life in the line of duty. Close to 700 human mourners -- mostly police officers plus a number of dog handlers and their canine charges -- attended Monday's funeral for Nitro, a German shepherd police dog who died last month while pursuing a suspected car thief.
After reading kitchen incident in Russia this news makes me feel great.this is a perfect example of fortunate and unfortunate dogs.
Wife's Bites Cause Death
Modesto police said Kelli Pratt wanted her feeble 65-year-old husband to have sex with her the night of Oct. 7. When Arthur Pratt refused, police said, his 45-year-old wife held him down and bit him repeatedly during a savage attack that ultimately killed him. "He was able to dial 911 that night," Carter said. "We have a tape recording of him screaming while she was biting him. When officers arrived, he was screaming that he'd been assaulted. She fought with the officers and tried to bite them, too."
I wonder if this lady have any relation with that Russian cannibal.For sure Russian one is more gourme oriented. you just imagine the situation ..while woman is biting guy manages to dial 911. but couldnt say a word just screamed.
Woman does 'mouth-to-beak' to save chickenARKADELPHIA, Ark. - Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.
Exotic Chicken..Boo Boo..you are so lucky Boo.. I bet nothing was wrong but you were pretending to get that lady
How about going back Europe and get some sophistication..ah this is fun I am laffing loud...
Regrettable Accident
LONDON (Reuters) - A man who tripped, fell down a staircase and smashed into three rare Chinese vases in a museum two weeks ago said Monday "it was just a regrettable accident." "I snagged my shoelace, missed the step and 'crash bang wallop,' there was a million pieces of high quality Qing ceramics lying around beneath me," Nick Flynn told BBC radio
this is certainly classy and innocent..no dog no bite or wild pig. Mr Flynn snagged your shoelace..how can you walk aroun in such a sophisticated museum like that.well we forgive you incident is cute
AND FİNALLY......
No Sex Promise
ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is famous for his ambitious promises, but he is unlikely to be called to task if he breaks his latest pledge: not to have sex before the April 9 general election.
Silvio......why no sex..what is the relation between your important organ and your political platform..İtalian politic stays on certain cornerstones. why change this principle. do me a favor please keep combing your hair as before..
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