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World around us is getting worse and intolerable everyday..and this is coming back to us as daily news .Most of the time it urges us to escape from this planet.. But some of this news are funny and one feels regret ...So I will share those with you
so here we go ....from Russia with love...
Moscow Traffic Police Shoot Cows to Ease Traffic Jam truck carrying live cattle crashed and overturned on a busy highway near Moscow on Friday morning, Russian Radio reports. Traffic police had to shoot at the cows to restore order.Apperently live cows were going nearby sausage factory . Before they become sausage they have their last chance to be free...Sad..Now they cannot even be a quality sausage.
Man Kills Wife Over Protest Against Cutting Dog at Their Kitchen
A man from the town of Sudzha in Kursk region, western Russia, has killed his wife, who did not like him cutting a dog at their kitchen, Newsru.com web-site reported.
Nikolai Sanin, 54, killed a dog and brought its corpse home in order to melt the animal’s grease, but his mate Valentina, 50, did not like it and asked him do it at another place. Nikolai went angry and killed Valentina with the same knife he used to do the dog. Soon she died of injuries.
My my o my... first the cows than the dog..whats going on..what do you do with dog grease is another question .Can you imagine someone slaughter a dog in your kitchen. Dont even want to imagine . Poor Valentina..my dear you had to know the temper of your husband. I feel sorry for everybody involved in this news.
Man Detained for Raping Woman, 85, for Third Time
Authorities in the Kursk region in central Russia have detained and charged a man who reportedly raped a retired 85-year-old woman for the third time.well this news is about the third event...damn I wonder the first two. When man arrived to old woman house probably this sort of conversation took place between them. Man asks if she is not pregnant yet .Woman answers not yet and adds we have to stop this..the man says no we keep trying..
This gives a lot of hope for older people..Life is joyfull all the way..
Russian Cannibal Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison for Cooking Friend
22.12.2005 17:02 MSK, MOSNEWS.COM
Can you imagine a friend who is waiting for the moment to cook you..this is more than intimate . He must have other cannibal friends so they discuss the taste of friends they already cooked . such an statement for instance ..damn his meat was hard next time I will marinate..oh my god..
Caviar Vending Machine Installed in Central Moscow
09.12.2005 17:02 MSK
Referring to previous news I wonder if Cannibal have Caviar from the machine as entry..terrible..
Doctors Find 3 Needles Embedded in Patient’s Brain
Doctors in the central Russian city of Yekaterinburg have found three needles in the brain of a 67-year-old male patient who complained of headaches. The doctors said they will not remove the needles because the patient has lived with them for some time.I wonder the brand of those needles...can you imagine what may bring to manufacturer.."our needles can be anywhere" be in touch with us.
World around us is getting worse and intolerable everyday..and this is coming back to us as daily news .Most of the time it urges us to escape from this planet.. But some of this news are funny and one feels regret ...So I will share those with you
so here we go ....from Russia with love...
Moscow Traffic Police Shoot Cows to Ease Traffic Jam truck carrying live cattle crashed and overturned on a busy highway near Moscow on Friday morning, Russian Radio reports. Traffic police had to shoot at the cows to restore order.Apperently live cows were going nearby sausage factory . Before they become sausage they have their last chance to be free...Sad..Now they cannot even be a quality sausage.
Man Kills Wife Over Protest Against Cutting Dog at Their Kitchen
A man from the town of Sudzha in Kursk region, western Russia, has killed his wife, who did not like him cutting a dog at their kitchen, Newsru.com web-site reported.
Nikolai Sanin, 54, killed a dog and brought its corpse home in order to melt the animal’s grease, but his mate Valentina, 50, did not like it and asked him do it at another place. Nikolai went angry and killed Valentina with the same knife he used to do the dog. Soon she died of injuries.
My my o my... first the cows than the dog..whats going on..what do you do with dog grease is another question .Can you imagine someone slaughter a dog in your kitchen. Dont even want to imagine . Poor Valentina..my dear you had to know the temper of your husband. I feel sorry for everybody involved in this news.
Man Detained for Raping Woman, 85, for Third Time
Authorities in the Kursk region in central Russia have detained and charged a man who reportedly raped a retired 85-year-old woman for the third time.well this news is about the third event...damn I wonder the first two. When man arrived to old woman house probably this sort of conversation took place between them. Man asks if she is not pregnant yet .Woman answers not yet and adds we have to stop this..the man says no we keep trying..
This gives a lot of hope for older people..Life is joyfull all the way..
Russian Cannibal Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison for Cooking Friend
22.12.2005 17:02 MSK, MOSNEWS.COM
Can you imagine a friend who is waiting for the moment to cook you..this is more than intimate . He must have other cannibal friends so they discuss the taste of friends they already cooked . such an statement for instance ..damn his meat was hard next time I will marinate..oh my god..
Caviar Vending Machine Installed in Central Moscow
09.12.2005 17:02 MSK
Referring to previous news I wonder if Cannibal have Caviar from the machine as entry..terrible..
Doctors Find 3 Needles Embedded in Patient’s Brain
Doctors in the central Russian city of Yekaterinburg have found three needles in the brain of a 67-year-old male patient who complained of headaches. The doctors said they will not remove the needles because the patient has lived with them for some time.I wonder the brand of those needles...can you imagine what may bring to manufacturer.."our needles can be anywhere" be in touch with us.
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