THESE LAWS ARE STILL EFFECTIVE

It is hard to imagine under which circumstances these laws have been written ...They have been practiced , some people have been punished and they are still part of the justice system..
this is the base of which democracies flourish....no wonder they are joke...........
here we go.............some laws that I cannot even laugh.....

In London , it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle ...
that means couple can have sex on the motorcycle if it is moving..so once upon a time in London people parked their motorcycles and intercourse...ahh thats fun to watch...really like to listen to debate on this subject in commons...well I let you imagine the talks....

Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law.what is then... public property...



In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception—prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premisesyou areee kiddingggg



It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United Stateshad to be many cases before law got effective....for god sake what can I say....


An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.
after honorable sopranos came law was banned I suppose..
I bet 1789 revolution was started by opera singers



As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.
so a Washington women takes her dildo and drive to Newyork...use it and come back...tiresome but I bet it works...


In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
there are two points here...first of all... how? secondly a woman can have sexual intercourse with fish ..? apperently that is legal...make sense no need to ask how at least...

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
ahh this is okey...just turn the picture toward wall...


An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
what kind of woman she is that needs two officer...you guys spending my tax money like that...please one is enough..



The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal

fortunately Maryland and Virginia are very close...so couples go there for other positions.. however Maryland and Virginia when combine make VIRGINMARY..so no position at all



It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
pardon me..................



A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets
so what if....moose goes in front of a judge and explains why he did it..and plead guilty...why not..


In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.hiya pigs please go to municipalities back yard not here



Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England—but only in tropical fish stores.what could be the bright logic here...? fish are so attractive that no one looks women anyway..


In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal
how could it be for profit..one does it in front of whole town and collect money for the show...damn never thought of it...